Tag Archives: death

Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends

Posted on September 8, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged backup, death, evil, Friends, Humor, life, mothers, parenting, scary, unicorn | 2 Comments

When did Britney die?!

Posted on September 7, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Tif: I need coffee before I get homicidal all over this place. Me: … wow that’s intense, hold on where’s my purse? Tif: Next to your foot. Me: … oh ya… where’s my debit card? Tif: MONA!! You do this every … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged brittany spears, co-worker, coffee, dancing, death, fun, funny, Humor, life, singing, working | 5 Comments

Everything Wants To Kill Me!

Posted on August 30, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor | Tagged chair, co-workers, death, Fashion, Humor, IM, life, necklace, sad, work | 6 Comments

It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered

Posted on August 11, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged blogging, death, dresses, Dude, Fashion, hard funny, hooker, Humor, life, love, painful, reaper, sales person, weddings, writing | 12 Comments

Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 3

Posted on July 18, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Tif: I’m getting an extra caramel, extra whip caramel frapaccino, you? Me: *sigh* nonfat, sugar-free, no whip iced caramel latte. Tif: Your drink makes me sad. Me: Me too. So number 5 reason why I shouldn’t own a fish again… are you … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged belly up, dead, death, family, fish, flush, fun, funny, Humor, latte, life, roommate, starbucks | 6 Comments

Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 2

Posted on July 18, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Tif: That’s gross. Me: It’s cottage cheese. Tif: Oh no, I didn’t ask what it is, I know what it is, I was just making a statement that it’s gross. Me: Sorry, but if I don’t start watching what I eat I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged 7-11, Animals, bowl, cashier, death, fish, forgotten, fun, funny, Humor, life, light, moved, oxygen, starbucks, water, white | 1 Comment

Why My Morning Walk Sucked

Posted on July 15, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged attack, bacon, barking, bike, cafe, cigar, cooking, dating, death, dog, douche, douchebag, Fashion, Friends, guns, hangover, horn, Humor, karma, life, signs, smoke, walk, women, zombie | 7 Comments

7B Idaho Plates Almost Killed My Family… Good Times!!

Posted on June 15, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I was walking into work today and saw a little Subaru with 7B Idaho license plates and instantly got homesick. 7B is the code for my home town in Idaho. I then started laughing as I remembered a family vacation that … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged car, dad, death, divorce, family, funny, games, Humor, life, mom, travel, vacation | 7 Comments