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Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53

Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading

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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading

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He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!

Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great!  I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night.  I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading

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Why My Morning Walk Sucked

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading

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Arguing with Me, Myself, and I

Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch.  It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me:  mmmmmmmm steak. Myself:  um… Me… what are you doing? Me:  About to eat this delicious … Continue reading

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