Tag Archives: cooking
Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53
Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading
The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!
I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading
He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!
Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great! I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night. I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading
Arguing with Me, Myself, and I
Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me: mmmmmmmm steak. Myself: um… Me… what are you doing? Me: About to eat this delicious … Continue reading
