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The aaaawwwwwww Story, also known as, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE Story

I can’t believe I haven’t told the aaaaawwwwww story yet.  It’s called the aaaawwwwww story because that’s the noise girls usually make after I tell them the story.  I personally think of it by the other name, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE, because … Continue reading

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I can’t tell the chicken story until I tell the CIA Cat story

Me: Michelle please let me blog about how much money you’ve paid the vet for your sick “pet” chicken. Michelle: No Me: AH COME ON! It’s really funny, but sweet cause it shows what a good person you are. Michelle: … Continue reading

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Never Come Between CIA Cat and Her Prey

Me: BABE HELP!! Hubby: What’s up? Me: A butterfly got in the house and CIA Cat is trying to eat it! Hubby: So? Me: BABE! Hubby: You let her eat the moths that get in. Me: That’s different. Hubby: How? They have the … Continue reading

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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading

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A Sneeze Attack Tried to Kill Me… and the Cat

I had just settled down in bed with a nice cup of tea and my new Evanovich book when it happened… SNEEZE ATTACK! The first one was so loud and violent it sent sleeping CIA Cat airborne and out of … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to the Salon

There has been talk that I have not been taking very good care of Drunkey Monkey *cough* *cough* *pissykittyslitterbox.com* *cough*. So I took him to Salon de Monique. Now hopefully these vicious DM abuse rumors will stop… even though he … Continue reading

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CIA Cat + Drunkey Monkey = WTF!

Found this picture… Apparently they go way back!!  What if DM is a spy sent by CIA Cat… this makes me question our whole relationship!

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I Used the Force Against CIA Cat

Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg.  I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading

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CIA cat has access to the internet

Apparently CIA cat is doing her research online.  All I did was Google ‘Cat Butt’ (stop judging me) and BAM!! But that’s not all… there’s actually jewelry relating to this… JEWELRY!!!  (and yes that is a gem stone on the … Continue reading

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