Tag Archives: bitch
And then I shot my dog.
I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs… Me: Oh … Continue reading
Oh Karma, You Sneaky Bitch
So per my last post I asked the age-old question, are you a bad person for laughing at your friends misfortune? I know that sounds mean but, COME ON, how would you respond if a friend tells you they were … Continue reading
Who’s the Worlds Greatest Wife? THIS GAL!… huh not the same impact without seeing me doing the thumb pose
As a mention in my home shopping debacle post, I went to a wine tasting last week. And like all my wine tastings it was AWESOME! However, this wine tasting was a little more awsomer then the others. Like all truly … Continue reading
Dude that sucks, excuse me while I laugh at you
Our office participates in the annual Portland to Coast Relay that is… AWESOME. Your basically trapped in a van for 2 days and 1 night with 5 other people walking a total of 130 miles… see?… AWESOME! Anywho, my work … Continue reading
