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First Puppy Play Date aka I KILL YOU!!!
So Orko, my 7.5 pound mini Australian puppy, had his very first doggy play date last weekend… with Nigel… the 160 pound English Mastiff… ya. Some of you are probably screaming animal abuse, well you wouldn’t be wrong. Orko beat the crap … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, australian shepherd, awesome, english mastiff, funny, laugh, Nigel, orko, play, play date, puppy
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Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592
I’m currently obsessed with all things Shakespearean, thanks to David Tennant aka Dr Who and Catherine Tate aka Donna, who star in a new adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. People if you didn’t recognize any of those names… well … Continue reading
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Tagged awesome, catherine tate, comedy, david tennant, donna, dr. who, drama, geek, hubby, laugh, life, love, marriage, nerd, shakespeare
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You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…
So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog. Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading
He Started it with Torture, I ended it with a Gas Bomb
So I learned some hard truths tonight people… HARD TRUTHS!
It all began while I was sitting at Hubby’s desk, exploring the wonder and awesomeness of China Ebay. I know China is a pretty bad country when it comes to human rights and pollution control, but MY GOD can those people offer sparkly shiny things for low, low prices and FREE SHIPPING!!
*phew* sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away when it comes to sparkly things… hence my last purchase… I just couldn’t decide between tiara or headband… so I got both! … too subtle?
Anywho, while drooling over the new line of cyrstal encrusted nose warmers, Hubby came up to the desk, pushed me aside, got down on his knees, and stuck his head under the desk…
Me: Well Hello Sailor!
Hubby: (muffled) What?
Me: Watchya doing down there honey?
Hubby: (still muffled) I gotta swap out one of the wall cords… something… something… tech talk… nerdyness… blah.
Okay that’s not exactly what he said but it was getting boring so I zoned out and continued with my bling extravaganza shopping.
Hubby: ggahhh mig ed duck.
Me: Ya don’t say.
Hubby: MMMAAAHHHH IZ STUG!
Me: Totally
Hubby: BABE!
Me: yo
Hubby: MY HEAD IS STUCK!
Me:… it is not
Hubby: I think my hair is stuck on a screw
Me:… really?… Okay what’s the last post you read from my blog.
Hubby: What? I don’t know? The dude one?
Me: WHAT! That was MONTHS ago!!! Okay… time to catch up. April 17th It was a cold day and Hubby and I…
Hubby: OH COME ON! This is Torture!!!…
Me:…
Hubby:… babe… where are you going?
Me:… bed… good luck with all that down there.
Hubby: Babe!… Babe?… BABE!
Me:… I’m back.
Hubby: Thanks hon, are you going to help me know?
Me: No
Hubby: Then why did you come back!??
Me: I just ate 2 slices of your pepperone pizza.
Hubby: You can’t eat peppperoni, it makes you… OH BABE!
Me: Welcome to War.
I’m sorry… but she asked for it
So Ashley and I recorded a new episode for our video blog 2 Geeky Girly Girls regarding our love for Dr. Who and our extreme excitement for its return along with our extreme DREAD for Amy and Rory leaving. The episode was hilarious and … Continue reading
DARE YOU to watch and NOT wanna play kickball!
:44 Dancing pink girl in back right with piggy tails… ya that’s me. :59 My current team, Tiara & Ascots, in light blue. 1:07 Dancing blue girl at home plate… ya that’s me. 1:39 Girl with mouth wide open at bottom of picture… … Continue reading
Amazingly Awesome = Awkward Moments at Work
It’s finally happened! After 2 years of “saying” we’re going to move to a bigger apartment, we’re FINALLY doing it! And not just any apartment but an AMAZINGLY AWESOME apartment! How amazingly awesomse you ask? LET ME TELL YOU!! 1. Hardwood … Continue reading
Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!
I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading
Tiaras and Ascots first kickball game!… shit
Okay so last Sunday was the first game for my kickball team, Tiaras and Ascots. Our team is full of newbie kickballers so I made sure to set us up in the lowest/easiest league available… the F league. I like … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 