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When drunken texting goes wrong… and then so right.
There are many perks to being my friend: If you’re sick, I will always stop by with some store bought chicken soup, because if I tried to cook some for you I’d probably accidentally set my kitchen on fire … Continue reading
Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
My work thinks I’ve killed and/or imprisoned my husband… and he loves it.
So my antisocial husband has gotten EXTRA antisocial lately and is not attending as many of my work outing as he used to, and it has not gone unnoticed. My boss has mentioned SEVERAL times that he sure does miss … Continue reading
Apparently thinking about engines during sex only speeds things along… lol… I just got that…
Classic Sunday afternoon with the entire family sprawled out on the couch. Hubby playing x-box, me with my book, and Orko and CIA Cat fighting over the prime spot between the both of us. Me: hhmmmm Hubby: what? Me: So in … Continue reading
So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.
This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post. I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious. But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading
Hubby and I may be trying to kill each other, in really awesome ways
So my Christmas was Awesome! Hubby gave me Helicopter Flying Lessons… How cool is that?! I have always wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter, they’re way cooler then airplanes, I mean airplanes need a whole air strip to … Continue reading
I have a puppy now so posting on my blog is low on the list, but above laundry. So I’m posting… dirty.
I know it’s been a long time since my last post but DUDE! Having a puppy, is like having a baby! Shut up all my mother friends out there!! At least you can put diapers on yours… not that I didn’t … Continue reading
I’m sad…
I am a happy person. This is a fact. I love talking. I am known for talking fast and excitedly, with many hand gestures, and laughing. I love laughing. I will sometimes find something so funny that I will pass laughing and … Continue reading
Cause you just didn’t drink enough…
Happy Day After St. Patrick’s Day!!! And because I’m just sure you haven’t had enough reason to drink yourself into delusion this weekend… HERE’S EPISODE 3 OF 2 GEEKY GIRLY GIRLS… oohhh sorry, probably shouldn’t be shouting… ENJOY!!
