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Doggie Daycare has just shown me that I have absolutely no self control… or dignity.
So per my post a while ago, I swore to NEVER enter my dog in another beauty contest… and I didn’t… not really… it was a costume contest… STOP JUDGING ME!!! Orko’s doggie daycare was having a halloween costume contest. … Continue reading
I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this
My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading
It was like someone put a mirror in front of my face and all I saw was Honey Boo Boo’s mother.
So per my last bajillion posts I entered my dog in a ‘Cutest Dog Contest’ and with much nagging and some bribery got him into the final judging, which was done this weekend. So after taking him to the groomer to … Continue reading
MY BABY’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! (baby = dog) (finals = cutest dog contest)… (your judging = shut up).
So as I previously posted I entered our adorkable dog Orko into a doggy beauty pageant aaaannnnndddddd HE’S A FINALIST!!!!!!! That’s right! Hours of deciphering messed up captchas, and bribing co-workers with pizza to vote a hundred times each, finally … Continue reading
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I can’t be trusted to be left alone in an ER room… CLEAR!!
Currently sitting in an ER room waiting for Hubby to come back from some tests. He’s okay, they just want to see if they can make him pass out by strapping him on a board and tilting it a whole bunch of … Continue reading
So apparently, I’m NOT Spanish!
While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”. Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out? Me: No Hubby: … Continue reading
Bad news, the dog is limping and no longer loves and/or trust me… Good news, if I’m ever attacked by ninjas while sleep walking, they don’t stand a chance
So Hubby being a wonderful man, who for some reason is still married to the mess of a woman that is me after 14 years, made me breakfast. Granted he made it at 3am, did I mention Hubby has an … Continue reading
The toilet, the toilet, the toilet’s on fire!!
UGH! It’s been centuries since my last post, but I have excellent reasons for being gone so long!!!… however I don’t have time to tell you… but I will… soon… maybe. Okay, short of the long, Hubby had a near … Continue reading
I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department
So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant. Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself: Hey Kids, Over the weekend Alex and I changed … Continue reading
THANKS A LOT CAPTCHA! YOU BROKE ME!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!
So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading
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