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Category Archives: Humor
We’ve got a puppy down… PUPPY DOWN!!!
Orko being the lovable klutz that he is somehow managed to rip a part of his paw pad while going pee in front of the house… he’s talented. I can tell you this now in a calm, peaceful, joking demeanor… … Continue reading
The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…
So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading
How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving
So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading
I can tell you think you’re insulting me, but I’m only hearing “YOU’RE FRACKING AWESOME!”… “and funny”… “and dog gone it, people like you”.
Found this post on Tumblr that describes what kind of writer you are by your sign… here’s mine… Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to … Continue reading
Nature is trying to LITERALLY kill me… LITERALLY!!
So last week I found myself on the couch eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips and drinking a bottle of wine, an excellent combination by the way. I decided that I needed to counter that bombardment of calories by … Continue reading
Well… we can now add kitchen tables to things that SPONTANEOUSLY catch fire in my presence… with very little help from me…
So… I would just like to repeat what I said after the bathroom fire of 2002 AND the oven-mitts fire of 2014… IT WAS NOT MY FRACKING FAULT!!!! Seriously this time, I really mean it!! The candle was defective!!!! And instead of burning out when it … Continue reading
I’M A FRACKING MESS… ARE YOU HAPPY BUDWEISER!!!!
It’s almost Super Bowl time! What does that mean for me? It means I’m locked in the bathroom crying over my phone… EVERY FUCKING YEAR BUDWEISER!!!!
It’s 2015 and all I got was this little gecko
So funny story, actually more awkward then funny, the awkwardest part being that I’m not the biggest weirdo in this story. I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but it’s freaking cold outside. This is normal for some of … Continue reading
Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!
My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading
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