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My mind thinks I can save my dog from a shark with a screwdriver… obviously my mind thinks I’m a badass.
My favorite part of the day, is my drive home after work. Not because it’s the end of a work day or I drive though amazing landscape. It’s because my mind creates the most bizarre storylines when I’m driving home. … Continue reading
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Well fuck you too 39!!
So yesterday was my birthday. I’m usually not a huge celebrater of birthdays, but seeing how this was my last year in the 30’s I thought maybe I’d make an effort… I really wish I hadn’t. The glorious day started … Continue reading
Orko learned the hard way that bigger is not always better… poor puppy.
Here’s some more pics of our northern adventure in the snow. Orko loves snow and he loves it even more when it’s in the shape of his favorite object… ball. So Hubby was making Orko’s day, until things got a … Continue reading
Wise words from Hubby during the holidays
Got a little down this holiday season, but Hubby would have none of that and sent me the following text. So like a good wife I did exactly what my Hubby told me to do… at work… Yes that’s … Continue reading
My dog, the snowman mutilator!
We took Orko up North to experience the wonders of snow… it took a bad turn… pretty much the moment we got out of the car and Orko noticed the snowman… Hi there! I’m Orko. Ummm, is it just me … Continue reading
When drunken texting goes wrong… and then so right.
There are many perks to being my friend: If you’re sick, I will always stop by with some store bought chicken soup, because if I tried to cook some for you I’d probably accidentally set my kitchen on fire … Continue reading
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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
How hair curlers ended my sex life.
Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading
40 minutes of my life that included happiness, sadness, frustration, exhilaration, and being shot.
Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!! 12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work. 12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, … Continue reading
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