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Hubby thinks I have a problem… I think I’m living the dream… You decide…
Hubby: … Really babe? Me: What!?!? Hubby: You’re drinking wine in the morning, in bed, and from the bottle! Me: Okay well it’s actually 11am, so some might argue that it’s the afternoon, and it’s Saturday which is the kind of day … Continue reading
Running… when nothing is chasing you and/or trying to kill and/or eat you… weird.
So let’s just be clear here, I don’t like running. If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I have always taken it to be a fact that I will be in the first wave to be eaten, as… I. Don’t. Like. … Continue reading
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Tagged apocalypse, dogs, funny, Humor, laugh, life, Running, shoes, weight loss, zombie
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BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.
WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading
And now Hubby says he can never show his face in the E.R.
So Hubby loves playing in pick up basketball games. This is basically when a bunch of guys who don’t know each other go to the park, gather at the basketball court, and then within 1 minute of meeting are best friends … Continue reading
How I broke my friend and made her question her life, all while I didn’t watch the Bachelor
I wish I liked the Bachelor, so many of my friends like that show and listening to them each morning losing their shit over who did what, who wasn’t picked, who was picked, who kissed who, who didn’t kiss who, who … Continue reading
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Tagged bachelor, bachelorette, evil, Friends, friendship, funny, laugh, life choices, texting, wrong
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A road trip almost ended my marriage, but the good news is Hubby has found God… 4 times… accidentally.
Hubby: When’s the next gas station coming up? Me:… Hubby: Babe Me:… Hubby: BABE! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: GAS? Me: NO!! But thanks for asking, my tummy was feeling a little iffy earlier. Note to self, those giant tobacco slim jims are not … Continue reading
My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.
So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading
I’m a “professional” photographer now, but my dog just thinks I’m a “professional” asshole.
So last Christmas Hubby got me an AMAZING high techie camera that I promised I would use EVERYDAY and we would be able to decorate our house with the AWARD WINNING photos I was going to take… and then I … Continue reading
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Tagged dog, funny, Humor, laugh, life, photography, photos
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Marriage, it’s about really knowing your partner, and the awkward photos that follow…
I love my Hubby and pretty sure on good days he loves me, but I’m certain that if there had been texting back when we started dating, about 20 years ago, he would have NEVER given me a second date. Case … Continue reading
What do you mean I’m not a natural blonde!?!?
So I’ve been coloring my hair since my Junior year in High School, when I was positive I would look amazing with burgundy hair and my mother had finally given up telling me “NO” and that “I really wouldn’t” and … Continue reading
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