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Category Archives: Humor
Christmas Time aka Card War aka My Families Better Then Your Family aka Suck It… Twice.
Aaaaahhhhhhh the holidays, a time when all the people in my life decide to shove it in my face how happy and wonderful they are by the use of my faithful United States Postal Service deliverer, Bert. Dammit people come on! Bert’s got bunions!! Give … Continue reading
I may be a thief or a super hero… YOU DECIDE!!!… it’s super hero by the way…
So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS … Continue reading
This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.
Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious. My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell. We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading
Oh Snapchat you beautiful bastard
So as I’ve mentioned in past blogs I LOVE sending Hubby hilarious Snapchat pics that I am sure help to improve his day and life as a whole. Well a couple weeks ago I discovered Snapchat videos… you’re welcome.
Hubby and my communication is totally on point! HOLY SHIT!!
So I had my first commute to work in a Washington wind storm… My commute that takes me across the 520 bridge… Which crosses a huge lake… And I was in my little soft top convertible… This is the phone conversation … Continue reading
Snapchat is saving/ruining my marriage
I love Snapchat… I don’t actually post anything because why waste my comedic genius when it will just disappear!?! (funny side note spell check showed me I misspelled comedic, genius, and disappear… so not that “genius” after all.) What I do use … Continue reading
My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!
And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading
Nothing like going into the “wild” of the great outdoors to cause Hubby to go back to his primitive state… and he took the dog with him.
Adding on to the stories from our trip to the family organic garlic farm in Eastern Washington, it is now time for the OH FOR GODS SAKE! story. Now the family farm is located out in the “wilderness” of Washington in … Continue reading
The blog when you try to tell the new ‘I Almost Died’ story and then end up fighting with yourself in cap locks… blog
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Labor Day. A lovely long holiday weekend that sends you off to Eastern Washington to hang out on the old family’s organic garlic farm… a chance to really commune with nature… maybe do a little bbqing… spend a little time in … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 