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Category Archives: Humor
Corporate E-mail Filter… patent pending
I have invented the greatest thing since… I don’t know, nothing has been invented that is as great as the thing I have invented to compare it to. It’s the Corporate E-mail Filter… I may change the name, not really … Continue reading
Best Lunch Meeting EVER!
“You girls are lucky, you never had to learn how to work with a Wang.” That was the sentence that started the greatest department admin lunch meeting ever. I’ll give you a quick history lesson, so you understand what my manager … Continue reading
Monkey goes to Zoo Brew 2011
Drunkey Monkey had an awesome time at the Oregon Zoo Brew! (Zoo Brew is an AMAZING event where tons of brewries give away drinks while you walk around the zoo communing with nature. DM thinks this is the best idea … Continue reading
Arguing with Me, Myself, and I
Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me: mmmmmmmm steak. Myself: um… Me… what are you doing? Me: About to eat this delicious … Continue reading
Interoffice IM… I hate you
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged boo hoo, Friends, funny, ho, Humor, IM, Interoffice, life, macys, mean, office, self loathing, work
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I Used the Force Against CIA Cat
Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg. I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading
Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
Monkey goes to the Beach
Never fails, you take Drunky Monkey to the beach and he has to ride EVERYTHING!! Sadly the Crab did not want be ridden and there was a fight…
