Category Archives: Humor

My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby

I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT!  I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading →

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Facebook Friends and Work Friends Should NEVER Meet

And this is why:

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Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten

Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby:  Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading →

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I’ll be there on your judgement day

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!!  And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading →

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CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading →

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Late Night IMing… Mom please don’t read this post

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And that’s why I can never go back to that Starbucks

I love my Starbucks.  It’s right across the street from work.  They all know my name and great me when I visit.  And they know my drink by heart and give me extra flavoring cause I believe they truly love … Continue reading →

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How Jazz Hands Won Us The Game!

It’s happened people! It’s finally happened!! My softball team the Mother Sluggers has FINALLY won a game (that didn’t include a forfeit). Now it was all very exciting and I could give you an excruciating detailed description of all the amazing … Continue reading →

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A Sneeze Attack Tried to Kill Me… and the Cat

I had just settled down in bed with a nice cup of tea and my new Evanovich book when it happened… SNEEZE ATTACK! The first one was so loud and violent it sent sleeping CIA Cat airborne and out of … Continue reading →

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