Category Archives: Humor

Are You Fing Kidding Me?!?

As you can tell from my blog header and some of the random pictures I’ve posted, I’m a blonde.  Have been for a couple of years now.  But last month I decided I needed a change.  I needed to shake … Continue reading

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Five Things Guys Can Do In Every Day Life To Be More Attractive To Women.

Okay guys I’m being totally serious, do these simple every day 5 things and you will look 38.6% more attractive to women.  1. Hold a door open for a girl.   Not just the car door on a date! Good, but try not … Continue reading

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CIA Cat’s Dirty Secret Revealed!

You know, you think you’ve raised them right.  Taught them how to use the litter box, showed them that scratching the furniture makes them a bad kitty, helped them discover that loving head butts get treats, but chewing on Prada gets them 30 minutes in … Continue reading

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Kevin Bacon’s 6 Degrees of Killing You

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He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?

I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT!  And I had to share it.  I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation.  But then I realized I … Continue reading

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And Her Tombstone Will Read, “Killed by Costco Tuna”

“I’m dying!”, I declared as a threw myself onto the couch next to Hubby. Hubby continued playing his multi-player X-Box game, “oh, that’s too bad… MIKE WATCH YOUR FLANK!”. Me: Babe! Would you please take the headset off so I … Continue reading

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Never ask about the clowns in the refrigerator

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Beware of Shoe Vultures on Facebook!

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Out with the Oldish and In with the Kinda New!

It’s finally happened, I’m bored with my blog. To be honest I thought it would have happened a lot sooner.  But it’s true, I can’t spend another day looking at my blog’s… HEADER PICTURE! HA HA! I totally had you … Continue reading

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It’s so sad when a girl has to buy her own flask

A flask should be a gift, NEVER to be bought for oneself. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I was brought up.  It’s one of those life rules, right up there with don’t put your elbows on the table … Continue reading

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