Category Archives: Humor
I’m running away
After much consideration, I’ve decided I’ve had enough of this whole “working” thing and I’m running away. I will, of course, be taking Hubby with me, but we’re gonna have to find a sitter for CIA Cat (she’s on the no fly list). In preparation … Continue reading
Last 2 month recap in 200 words… or more… actually a lot more
OKAY!!! 5 cups of coffee… CHECK! 1 chocolate chip cookie as big as my head… CHECK! 3 piles of work on my desk that I should be doing instead up updating my blog… CHECK! WOO HOO!! LET’S DO THIS!! All … Continue reading
I’M NOT DEAD!
I know it’s been forever and a half since I’ve last posted but I swear it’s because I’ve been swamped/sick, not dead. I’m alive, don’t eat me!… I don’t know why you would, but just to cover my bases. Anywho, I … Continue reading
Happy Holidays!… and watch your back
Like to give a big holiday shout out to my buddy Kim who sent me this awesomely awful pic of a couples glamor shot with their cat. Double big holiday shout out to Lynn for photo shopping it and making it my … Continue reading
Spock will fuck your rock up!
Ashley Posted a Picture on Facebook And now I will never loose Rock, Paper, Scissors Mona but what about Spock? Ashley Well if you think about it, live long and prosper, kinda looks like scissors … So therefore rock beats … Continue reading
My mother… HOW CUTE IS SHE!?!?
Just got this email from my mother and had to share, so all of you can experience the adorableness that is my mommy. (p.s. she provided the pics, but I added the captions). Well, the story is when your Dad … Continue reading
The Bloggess and Santa, making it possible for me to call my friends assholes!
Mona posted on her Facebook page ”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra. “Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion… … Continue reading
I’m a Goddess in Japan… or China… or possibly South Korea
I was late for work. This usually isn’t a big deal, as I’m often late for work. But this morning I was really, REALLY late for work. I mean late like “I was held hostage in my bathroom by a … Continue reading
Exploding Cookies… tis the Season!
I’m beginning to think the holidays hate me. Especially after my miserable loss to Hubby during the Family Thanksgiving Iron Chef Side Dish Cook Off. Apparently stuffing has been “done”, while banana, honey, whipped yams is “imaginative” and “wonderous”… I think my … Continue reading
Iron Chef Thanksgiving… IT’S ON!
Me: I wish you would be more excited about going to my parents’ cabin for Thanksgiving. Hubby: Your parents’ cabin, that’s out in the boonies with no TV and minimal cell coverage… ya I’m really excited. Me: But it will be fun! … Continue reading
