Category Archives: Humor

Don’t judge a wine by its label… seriously… don’t.

So Ashley was reading our favorite spaceship mechanic’s blog (aka Jewel Staite from Firefly/Serenity) about hosting a wine tasting party with wines bought based on their labels. BRILLIANT! She quickly called me, Tricia, Juanita, and Tracy and told us to come over with a bottle of wine … Continue reading

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Amazingly Awesome = Awkward Moments at Work

It’s finally happened!  After 2 years of “saying” we’re going to move to a bigger apartment, we’re FINALLY doing it! And not just any apartment but an AMAZINGLY AWESOME apartment! How amazingly awesomse you ask? LET ME TELL YOU!! 1. Hardwood … Continue reading

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My what big… eyes you have!

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading

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COCKROACH!!!

Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!! Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!! Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair … Continue reading

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Remembering a friend that has gone on to a better place… wine country

If you are a regular reader of my blog, you know all about my friend Sheri/Cheri.  She’s one of my besties and also the president of my wine club.  Well she’s gone on to a better place… WINE COUNTRY! Sheri got … Continue reading

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This is why Facebook needs a sarcasm button!

GAH! I have just reached the level of embarrassment that has only been reached by that guy who got his head stuck up an elephants bum. Google it people, I am not making that shit up! Anywho, I was Facebook … Continue reading

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I’m not dead… or divorced

Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading

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Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!

I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading

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I went to a wine festival to buy bed sheets… of course I did.

(Disclaimer – yes I know my fonts are F’d up, but after an hour of trying to fix them I threw my arms up in the air, shouted some expletives, and hit the publish button… deal.) Portland’s Spring Beer and Wine … Continue reading

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Thank God There’s Not a Test to Be a Woman and DEATH TO ALL CREAMER STEALERS!!

I like to think I’m pretty up to date on all the girl parts and how they work, I mean I’ve had my own for 35 years, but pregnancy will always confuse and baffle me. MOM! PUT DOWN THE PHONE! … Continue reading

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