Category Archives: Humor
Budweiser… you son of a beech!
I don’t know if any of you have seen the Budweiser Clydesdale Super Bowl commercial. But if you haven’t… DON’T WATCH IT!!! It’s brutal, seriously I’ve been crying since yesterday… but if you enjoy emotionally fucking with yourself… well then, here ya … Continue reading
HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.
Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a … Continue reading
Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!
Chris: Your last blog was wrong. Me: My blogs are never wrong. Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan. Me: Yep. Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds … Continue reading
I’m fat because I LOVE YOU!
I just read this amazing article about how you can tell how happy a married couple is by how fat they are! And if they’re married and skinny then they must be REALLY unhappy and considering divorce!!! Okay maybe that’s not … Continue reading
Make it so!
Me: BABE!BABE!BABE! Come see the new header for my blog! See, it has me, and Orko, and CIA Cat, and YOU! Hubby:… that’s not me. Me: No, no it’s not. But that’s why it says dot dot dot not really. … Continue reading
The End is Near!… time to exercise.
Hubby and I are hard-core surfers… channel surfers that is. We will not stay on a channel longer then 2 seconds before moving on to something else. This could drive some couples mad, but Hubby and I have set up … Continue reading
O.M.G. I’m THAT person!
So… I just did this… AND I’M NOT SORRY!!! ORKO HAS HIS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.facebook.com/#!/orko.munoz (please be Orko’s friend, as Hubby will soon be sending his mother to the loony bin and he’ll need all the friends he … Continue reading
Webcams, there to show your shame… or your puppies…
Orko has started going to doggy day care… SHUT UP,IT’S ONLY ONCE A WEEK!!!! … sorry… I used to make fun of people who took their dogs to doggy day care and now that I’m one of them, I constantly … Continue reading
