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Category Archives: Humor
I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…
I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading
And now my boss knows I poop…
This is why it sucks to have a blog, people you know read it… Some of you may remember I blogged a rather embarrassing, but funny as hell, story about my first unisex bathroom experience… couple days later I noticed … Continue reading
Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!
I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
And just when you think I couldn’t get any awesomer… BAM!
I was looking at my laptop a few days ago and I realized something… it was dull… like really dull… and depressing… like 5 seconds away from slitting its own circuits depressing. This is no good! I’m an energetic, fun, … Continue reading
How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.
So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading
Finally, I’m NOT the weirdest one here!
So I had my company picture taken. I think it really captures my seriousness and professionalism, that people think of when they think of me… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Sorry but dude, THAT was funny. Also check out my works link to … Continue reading
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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…
Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading
You’re Killing me Fedex!!!
I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading
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