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Category Archives: Humor
YES, ALL THIS SWEARING IS NECESSARY!!!!
Okay people, I say this cause I love you all… SUNSCREEN!! Use that shit, and not the low numbered shit, I’m talking the good shit, 30+ baby! Put that shit on everyday, sometimes twice a day, fuck it, reapply that … Continue reading
Blogging – Anyone Can Do It!!! Seriously, my friend just started and her blog is blowing my blog out of the water…
OKAY so I think everyone remembers my fantastic just married friend Tracy! Remember, her wedding was the one that I ordered a bridesmaid dress 3 sizes too small because I was “so certain” I was gonna lose the weight by … Continue reading
I’m alone… and surrounded by drunks… lucky bastards
So the Pros of having a meetup group is you can meet tons of fun and interesting people while doing fun and interesting things. So the Cons of having a meetup group is you can get stood up… a lot. … Continue reading
I think there’s something seriously wrong with us… seriously.
So you don’t have to be a hardcore follower of this blog to know that I love my dog, but as the great Janeane Garofalo said in ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs‘; “You can love your dog… just don’t lllooovvveee … Continue reading
GOD DAMMIT BUDWEISER!!!!
Okay 2 posts in one day, CRAZY, I know. But I just saw the new Budweiser Super Bowl commercial and GOD DAMMIT!! They did it AGAIN!!! I’m a fraking crying mess.
Hubby’s not dead, so Christmas gift was a success??
So as you know Hubby and I gave each other Christmas gifts that are awesome and “slightly” dangerous. This weekend we did his gift… RACE CARE DRIVING… it. was. awesome. Technically the gift was that Hubby would get to drive … Continue reading
Dammit shoes get your act together!!
So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading
LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!
This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading
And now everyone in my office knows the history of Doctor Who… seriously, I gave a presentation… seriously
So my work has these catered lunches brought in every Monday. And normally we just eat, talk, and then meander back to work. But, our head hauncho decided we should do something fun each Monday to go along with the … Continue reading
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Tagged doctor who, funny, geek, laugh, life, nervous, presentation, public speaking, scifi, scyfy, spoilers, the doctor, work, wrong
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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?
So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading
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