Category Archives: CIA Cat

He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!

Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great!  I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night.  I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading

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So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading

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Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

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The aaaawwwwwww Story, also known as, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE Story

I can’t believe I haven’t told the aaaaawwwwww story yet.  It’s called the aaaawwwwww story because that’s the noise girls usually make after I tell them the story.  I personally think of it by the other name, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE, because … Continue reading

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Ten things I know that you may not.

1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2.  … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!

Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading

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I can’t tell the chicken story until I tell the CIA Cat story

Me: Michelle please let me blog about how much money you’ve paid the vet for your sick “pet” chicken. Michelle: No Me: AH COME ON! It’s really funny, but sweet cause it shows what a good person you are. Michelle: … Continue reading

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Never Come Between CIA Cat and Her Prey

Me: BABE HELP!! Hubby: What’s up? Me: A butterfly got in the house and CIA Cat is trying to eat it! Hubby: So? Me: BABE! Hubby: You let her eat the moths that get in. Me: That’s different. Hubby: How? They have the … Continue reading

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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading

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