Category Archives: CIA Cat

It’s all fun and games until your cat starts an email war

Per my last post CIA Cat has started sending me emails… ya, read that again if you have to.  So below is my reply titled… It’s on.  (click on it if too small to read).

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THIS JUST HAPPENED!

It’s finally happen… and I would just like to state… I KNEW IT! I just received an email from … CIA CAT. PEOPLE I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!  Read the email below (click on it to make it … Continue reading

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CIA Cat’s Dirty Secret Revealed!

You know, you think you’ve raised them right.  Taught them how to use the litter box, showed them that scratching the furniture makes them a bad kitty, helped them discover that loving head butts get treats, but chewing on Prada gets them 30 minutes in … Continue reading

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Is It Bad Luck Or God Being A Jerk?

Hubby and I were both raised Catholic, which means neither of us has any desire to go to church now that we’re on our own and away from our families.  But I’m beginning to think that God is sending “subtle” hints … Continue reading

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We had a plan and I failed!

Well people it happened!  Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading

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I’m A Total Disappointment To My Childhood Self

So I was walking to work today and saw a Jeep drive by, which got me thinking. I should totally buy a Jeep, I’ve wanted one ever since I was a little kid.  That’s it, I’m buying a Jeep and … Continue reading

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No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading

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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Goes to the Vet

I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading

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We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny

Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us.  However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading

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