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Apparently thinking about engines during sex only speeds things along… lol… I just got that…
Classic Sunday afternoon with the entire family sprawled out on the couch. Hubby playing x-box, me with my book, and Orko and CIA Cat fighting over the prime spot between the both of us. Me: hhmmmm Hubby: what? Me: So in … Continue reading
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Nature is trying to LITERALLY kill me… LITERALLY!!
So last week I found myself on the couch eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips and drinking a bottle of wine, an excellent combination by the way. I decided that I needed to counter that bombardment of calories by … Continue reading
Well… we can now add kitchen tables to things that SPONTANEOUSLY catch fire in my presence… with very little help from me…
So… I would just like to repeat what I said after the bathroom fire of 2002 AND the oven-mitts fire of 2014… IT WAS NOT MY FRACKING FAULT!!!! Seriously this time, I really mean it!! The candle was defective!!!! And instead of burning out when it … Continue reading
I’M A FRACKING MESS… ARE YOU HAPPY BUDWEISER!!!!
It’s almost Super Bowl time! What does that mean for me? It means I’m locked in the bathroom crying over my phone… EVERY FUCKING YEAR BUDWEISER!!!!
It’s 2015 and all I got was this little gecko
So funny story, actually more awkward then funny, the awkwardest part being that I’m not the biggest weirdo in this story. I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but it’s freaking cold outside. This is normal for some of … Continue reading
Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!
My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading
Doggie Daycare has just shown me that I have absolutely no self control… or dignity.
So per my post a while ago, I swore to NEVER enter my dog in another beauty contest… and I didn’t… not really… it was a costume contest… STOP JUDGING ME!!! Orko’s doggie daycare was having a halloween costume contest. … Continue reading
I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this
My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading
It was like someone put a mirror in front of my face and all I saw was Honey Boo Boo’s mother.
So per my last bajillion posts I entered my dog in a ‘Cutest Dog Contest’ and with much nagging and some bribery got him into the final judging, which was done this weekend. So after taking him to the groomer to … Continue reading
MY BABY’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! (baby = dog) (finals = cutest dog contest)… (your judging = shut up).
So as I previously posted I entered our adorkable dog Orko into a doggy beauty pageant aaaannnnndddddd HE’S A FINALIST!!!!!!! That’s right! Hours of deciphering messed up captchas, and bribing co-workers with pizza to vote a hundred times each, finally … Continue reading
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