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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
How hair curlers ended my sex life.
Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading
My work thinks I’ve killed and/or imprisoned my husband… and he loves it.
So my antisocial husband has gotten EXTRA antisocial lately and is not attending as many of my work outing as he used to, and it has not gone unnoticed. My boss has mentioned SEVERAL times that he sure does miss … Continue reading
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40 minutes of my life that included happiness, sadness, frustration, exhilaration, and being shot.
Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!! 12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work. 12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, … Continue reading
We’ve got a puppy down… PUPPY DOWN!!!
Orko being the lovable klutz that he is somehow managed to rip a part of his paw pad while going pee in front of the house… he’s talented. I can tell you this now in a calm, peaceful, joking demeanor… … Continue reading
The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…
So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading
How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving
So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading
I can tell you think you’re insulting me, but I’m only hearing “YOU’RE FRACKING AWESOME!”… “and funny”… “and dog gone it, people like you”.
Found this post on Tumblr that describes what kind of writer you are by your sign… here’s mine… Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to … Continue reading
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