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Chivalry is dead.. and buried… and then someone dug it back up and peed on it… and then buried it again… with a dead fish…which stinks… literally.
So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!! Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I … Continue reading
I am LADY OF THE DANCE!!!… actually I’m more like Drunk Googler of the Web who shouldn’t be allowed to get to her credit card after 3 drinks…
Me: Don’t laugh or roll your eyes or sigh at the next thing I’m going to tell you. Hubby: Oh god what? Me: Well last night, after I finished off that excellent merlot that you brought home, I thought how … Continue reading
Not to be outdone by my marriage, my friendship is making an aggressive bid for best text conversation!!
I sent this amazing photo to my friend Whitney…
Texting once again is helping me to see that my marriage is pretty on point.
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Tagged firefly, laugh, leaf on the wind, marriage, serenity, sexy, star wars, texting
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Christmas Time aka Card War aka My Families Better Then Your Family aka Suck It… Twice.
Aaaaahhhhhhh the holidays, a time when all the people in my life decide to shove it in my face how happy and wonderful they are by the use of my faithful United States Postal Service deliverer, Bert. Dammit people come on! Bert’s got bunions!! Give … Continue reading
I may be a thief or a super hero… YOU DECIDE!!!… it’s super hero by the way…
So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS … Continue reading
This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.
Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious. My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell. We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading
Oh Snapchat you beautiful bastard
So as I’ve mentioned in past blogs I LOVE sending Hubby hilarious Snapchat pics that I am sure help to improve his day and life as a whole. Well a couple weeks ago I discovered Snapchat videos… you’re welcome.
Hubby and my communication is totally on point! HOLY SHIT!!
So I had my first commute to work in a Washington wind storm… My commute that takes me across the 520 bridge… Which crosses a huge lake… And I was in my little soft top convertible… This is the phone conversation … Continue reading
Snapchat is saving/ruining my marriage
I love Snapchat… I don’t actually post anything because why waste my comedic genius when it will just disappear!?! (funny side note spell check showed me I misspelled comedic, genius, and disappear… so not that “genius” after all.) What I do use … Continue reading
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