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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.
So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading
It only took a mummified dinasour to make me the smartest person in my marriage!
Me: Oh babe look, this article says scientist found a mummified dinasour and there’s pictures!! Hubby: But who wrapped the mummy? Me:… Hubby:… Me:… Hubby: Oh my god. Me: Oh my god! Hubby: I can’t believe I said that. Me: … Continue reading
How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.
So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading
When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.
So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!
It started with Pinterest posts and ended with my inevitable death by explosion… classic Thursday.
Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too! Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest? I love these things, here’s a great one for me… … Continue reading
Hubby thinks I’ve reached a point of ridiculousness that there is absolutely no chance of coming back from… I hope so!!!
Hubby:… What… The… Hell? Me: Don’t hate us cause we’re awesome.
Incase of emergency… look cute and awesome!
Hubby has not been that impressed with my complete lack of weather preparation, especially in my car. So we went down to the garage to compare his car’s trunk of preparedness to mine. Hubby: Do you have water? Me: No, … Continue reading
Per Hubby I do NOT understand the basic fundamentals of Valentines Day.
So I love marriage counseling… come on people… you read this blog… you know there’s no way Hubby and I could hang in there without a little outside help. Also, if anyone ever tells you that marriage counseling is a last resort, … Continue reading
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