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Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?
So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading
Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!
So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading
I am NOT Freaking Wonder Woman
So as I’ve mentioned before, me and a few of my favorite ladies are on a healthy eating, TONS of excercise kick, and as you may have guessed… it sucks. No, that’s too negative, how about some things suck and … Continue reading
I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.
Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading
And That My Friends is a Funeral Win!
Ashley, Tracy, and I just had a long email discussion that started with Google and ended with the GREATEST SHOW OF FRIENDSHIP EVER!! Me: I know you both know this, but… DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH WEIRD MEDICAL SYMPTOMS YOUR ARE … Continue reading
That’s Why You Don’t ‘F’ with the Ref!
Well I had a fun weekend! I organized my closet, painted my nails, was a referee for a charity kickball tournament, almost got in a brawl with an A-Hole, and cleaned out my refrigerator. So, which of those should I … Continue reading
Who needs words when there are Google images?
Just had the best email conversation with my gal pal Tracy. It started with words, but we quickly moved past that to true communication… funny cat photos. I had sent an email to Tracy asking if she wanted to do a Happy Hour tonight, … Continue reading
He Started it with Torture, I ended it with a Gas Bomb
So I learned some hard truths tonight people… HARD TRUTHS!
It all began while I was sitting at Hubby’s desk, exploring the wonder and awesomeness of China Ebay. I know China is a pretty bad country when it comes to human rights and pollution control, but MY GOD can those people offer sparkly shiny things for low, low prices and FREE SHIPPING!!
*phew* sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away when it comes to sparkly things… hence my last purchase… I just couldn’t decide between tiara or headband… so I got both! … too subtle?
Anywho, while drooling over the new line of cyrstal encrusted nose warmers, Hubby came up to the desk, pushed me aside, got down on his knees, and stuck his head under the desk…
Me: Well Hello Sailor!
Hubby: (muffled) What?
Me: Watchya doing down there honey?
Hubby: (still muffled) I gotta swap out one of the wall cords… something… something… tech talk… nerdyness… blah.
Okay that’s not exactly what he said but it was getting boring so I zoned out and continued with my bling extravaganza shopping.
Hubby: ggahhh mig ed duck.
Me: Ya don’t say.
Hubby: MMMAAAHHHH IZ STUG!
Me: Totally
Hubby: BABE!
Me: yo
Hubby: MY HEAD IS STUCK!
Me:… it is not
Hubby: I think my hair is stuck on a screw
Me:… really?… Okay what’s the last post you read from my blog.
Hubby: What? I don’t know? The dude one?
Me: WHAT! That was MONTHS ago!!! Okay… time to catch up. April 17th It was a cold day and Hubby and I…
Hubby: OH COME ON! This is Torture!!!…
Me:…
Hubby:… babe… where are you going?
Me:… bed… good luck with all that down there.
Hubby: Babe!… Babe?… BABE!
Me:… I’m back.
Hubby: Thanks hon, are you going to help me know?
Me: No
Hubby: Then why did you come back!??
Me: I just ate 2 slices of your pepperone pizza.
Hubby: You can’t eat peppperoni, it makes you… OH BABE!
Me: Welcome to War.
Death by Bacon… not as cool as you would think.
So Hubby and I stopped for a “quick” “bite” yesterday. It’s wasn’t quick… and most definitely was NOT a bite. I give you… Hubby’s burger. Me: BABE! Hubby: What? Me: That’s a walking heart attack! Hubby: No, it’s the Boogy … Continue reading
What 2G3 Learned from the Avengers… Yes, You Care!
So Ashley and I have decided to start filming short little videos for our 2GeekyGirlyGirls site, cause honestly I’m just too damn lazy to edit. SO this 3 minute video has no editing, if it did, you wouldn’t have seen … Continue reading
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