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Wifey, Blogger,Dog Mom, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!

Apparently it’s not a good smoothie unless you’ve paid $600 for it…

This conversation is for all you readers out there who thought I was the crazy one in this relationship… HA! Hubby: I think we should get healthy. Me: Love this idea!  I really need to lose some inches, I’m on the … Continue reading

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My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally

Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading

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I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.

Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading

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I don’t need your pity!… I get enough from my dog

So, was watching some Westminster Dog Show last night, cause I’m a dog owner now and that’s what we dog owners do… right? Anywho, I got excited extremely excited holy shit losing my mind excited when the Herding Group came on and out … Continue reading

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I blame my parents for leaving the chicken out of my sex talk.

One of my gal pals, Emma, is having a birthday bash this weekend at a VERY swanky restaurant. Since I’ve never been I decided to check out their menu online… dude. Here’s just a couple things from the Small Plates … Continue reading

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I’m addicted! But it’s a good addiction… although it did almost end my marriage and set fire to $10,000 worth of computer hardware…

I finished my first Vlog and it was a blast! I’m totally addicted to it now. I think I’ll make this a regular thing, especially since everything is all set up on my computer, and hubby has started talking to … Continue reading

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I’m a Vlogger!!!… and kinda fuzzy…

Okay first vlog (video + blog) DONE! Learned lots of things with this first vlog: 1. Don’t move hands or you go fuzzy 2. Have the post printed out so you don’t lose your place, AND 3. Do not leave … Continue reading

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God wants to pop my bubble!!!

Just updated the cover photo on my facebook page and I think it’s BRILLIANT!! … until Ashley pointed out it looks like God’s trying to give me a wet willy…

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Budweiser… you son of a beech!

I don’t know if any of you have seen the Budweiser Clydesdale Super Bowl commercial. But if you haven’t… DON’T WATCH IT!!! It’s brutal, seriously I’ve been crying since yesterday… but if you enjoy emotionally fucking with yourself… well then, here ya … Continue reading

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HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.

UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis.  Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading

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