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GOOGLE!!! Why Have You Forsaken Me??
I think I titled this right, I’m not quite certain what forsaken means. Pretty sure I read somewhere that Jesus said that when he was on the cross, although he didn’t say Google but Father, who happened to be God, … Continue reading
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How teaching my dog how to swim became a Doctor Who episode.
TA DA! I said I would post about Orko’s first swimming experience and I did! I’m actually becoming a dependable and honest blogger… well let’s not get crazy. SO here is a photo montage of Orko and Hubby in the … Continue reading
You live in Phoenix now… try not to kill your dog
So there are some important things to take into account when you move from the Northern Hemisphere to the Southern Hemisphere… okay I know Arizona is not in the Southern Hemisphere, but it feels like it. I mean come on, … Continue reading
It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.
WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading
My evil magical billowy pants are trying to kill me
The only reason I can think of why my pants are trying to kill me, is because they don’t fit. I’ve packed on a couple pounds since I bought the pants and I’m not able to zip them up all the … Continue reading
And now one of my boobs is flatter then the other… thanks a lot Victoria Secret!
So I’m hanging at home, watching some tv, when I see it… It is every girls fear… Right up there with snake in the toilet… Or rat in your hair… It’s… SPIDER IN YOUR BRA!!! Like any rational person, I … Continue reading
Holy Sh*t, I Have Superpowers!!
So last weekend me and some of my favorite ladies had a spring clothing exchange. For those of you that don’t know what this is, you’re weird… but I’ll still explain. All of your friends gather together with clothes they don’t … Continue reading
Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997
Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading
And that’s how I caused mass hysteria on public transport
I would just like to start this blog, the same way I start most of my stories that end in total and complete mayhem, by stating that it was NOT. MY. FAULT… okay maybe a little bit. This is how … Continue reading
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