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Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!
I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
And just when you think I couldn’t get any awesomer… BAM!
I was looking at my laptop a few days ago and I realized something… it was dull… like really dull… and depressing… like 5 seconds away from slitting its own circuits depressing. This is no good! I’m an energetic, fun, … Continue reading
How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.
So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading
Finally, I’m NOT the weirdest one here!
So I had my company picture taken. I think it really captures my seriousness and professionalism, that people think of when they think of me… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Sorry but dude, THAT was funny. Also check out my works link to … Continue reading
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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…
Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading
You’re Killing me Fedex!!!
I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading
Prepare yourselves people… this is gonna get messy. My Intro to a Unisex Bathroom.
Okay I am loving my new job; there’s no dress code, free food in the kitchen, the soda machine doesn’t require coins, and there are random Nerf gun wars that break out when you least expect it, however, there is … Continue reading
Hello, My Name is Mona, And it’s been 6 Months Since My Last Royal Screw Up
Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”. And when you look at … Continue reading
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