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I can’t be trusted to be left alone in an ER room… CLEAR!!
Currently sitting in an ER room waiting for Hubby to come back from some tests. He’s okay, they just want to see if they can make him pass out by strapping him on a board and tilting it a whole bunch of … Continue reading
So apparently, I’m NOT Spanish!
While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”. Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out? Me: No Hubby: … Continue reading
Bad news, the dog is limping and no longer loves and/or trust me… Good news, if I’m ever attacked by ninjas while sleep walking, they don’t stand a chance
So Hubby being a wonderful man, who for some reason is still married to the mess of a woman that is me after 14 years, made me breakfast. Granted he made it at 3am, did I mention Hubby has an … Continue reading
The toilet, the toilet, the toilet’s on fire!!
UGH! It’s been centuries since my last post, but I have excellent reasons for being gone so long!!!… however I don’t have time to tell you… but I will… soon… maybe. Okay, short of the long, Hubby had a near … Continue reading
I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department
So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant. Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself: Hey Kids, Over the weekend Alex and I changed … Continue reading
THANKS A LOT CAPTCHA! YOU BROKE ME!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!
So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading
I’ve become a pageant mom and I don’t even have a child… well not technically
Okay, so there’s this contest AZFoothills Magazine has each year for Arizona’s Cutest Dog , and this year I entered Orko. I mean come on, look at that face! Now I mistakenly thought this was going to be a fair … Continue reading
If you live in Arizona, please do not be alarmed by fire balls in the sky for the next month…
After doing some number crunching Hubby and I discovered that we spend around the sum of a small countries national income on eating out. We decided to make all our meals at home… outside… on the grill. Hubby’s request, apparently all … Continue reading
So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.
This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post. I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious. But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading
All men should be required to take a kick to the crotch once every year, it will be like taxes, everyone having to pay for the few bad ones. I know that’s not how taxes work but shut up, I’m making a point… badly.
Sorry that’s like a ridiculously long title but DUDE. I received a text from my best friend that SO pissed me off that I… She… We… AAAHHHHGGGGGG!!!… I’m still really annoyed. Best Friend: Dude on a bike just assaulted me through … Continue reading
