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Hi Stranger, it’s me… that girl you never actually met but visited her blog sometimes until she stopped posting, but now I guess she’s doing it again…
I’M BACK BABY!…. well to be fair I’ve been here the whole time. But I’M BACK BABY! was better then, I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT HAVE NOW DECIDED TO GET BACK TO MY POOR IGNORED BLOG! … see … Continue reading
If you’re not putting hats on chickens are you really even trying at life?
Me: It’s begun…. Hubby: I’m gonna need more clarification. Me: (holding up MANY envelopes) The “I’m better then you” mail attack!! Hubby: Ya, think those are called Christmas cards, and they’re from people, who for some reason, like you. Me: … Continue reading
The internal monologue with myself when running with my dog…
5:00pm We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing 5:01pm What… but you just peed! 5:03pm STOP PEEING!! 5:05pm Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that. … Continue reading
I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.
So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading
In our house you’re no longer allowed to be the judge of judging how funny you judge others…
Hubby: (typing at his laptop) mumble.. mumble.. I’m so funny mumble.. mumble.. Me: I’m sorry, but did you just say YOU’RE so funny? Hubby: .. ya.. Me: Um, I’ll be the judge of that! What did you type that you … Continue reading
Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.
Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
