5:00pm  We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing

5:01pm  What… but you just peed!

5:03pm  STOP PEEING!!

5:05pm  Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that.

5:10pm  I swear to god if you sniff one more bush

5:12pm  I AM YOUR MASTER YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME

5:12pm  Okay one more quick pee, but seriously this is the last one

5:15pm  Should I just stop running? I mean what’s the point anymore, this has been like a 20 minute mile

5:20pm  This is it, time for serious running

5:20pm  Oh sweet Jesus where did this hill come from

5:25pm  I taste blood

5:26pm  Are my lungs bleeding… IS THAT POSSIBLE

5:28pm  Ya it’s cool buddy we can stop to pee, I don’t need to stop, but I’ll stop for you

5:35pm   Oh god when will this torture end

5:45pm  No, no it’s okay, I’m good, I’m getting my second wind, I could run forever

5:50pm  TWO MILES! YESSSS THANK YOU ALL HEAVENLY BEINGS, WE’RE DONE

5:51pm  Now to crawl home, I mean do our cool down walk home

5:51pm  Seriously you’re not evening peeing anymore, you’re just lifting your leg

5:53pm  Peeing again… fine, you be you dog, but I’m definitely Googling dog bladder infections when we get home… and bleeding lungs.