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Monthly Archives: October 2018
Apparently, by being a sane, nice person this Halloween, I’m actually ruining everything for everyone… yay… go me.
Hubby: So what’s the theme this year? Me: Theme for what? Hubby: Halloween. Me: oh… ya… I though we could just skip it this year. Hubby: Holy Shit. SKIP HALLOWEEN!?! WHAT!? WHY!? You always do Halloween, to the extreme! You … Continue reading
The Martian+Gin+Me = Hubby Asking What He Did To Deserve This Life
Hubby: “… let me just make sure I’m following along with you, Matt Damon’s character would have never gotten off Mars, if it hadn’t been for the NASA guy’s Executive Assistant?” Me: “YES!” Hubby: “… how?” Me: “Oh my god … Continue reading
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Tagged administrative, assistant, discussion, Drinking, entertainment, executive, laugh, life, marriage, matt damon, movies
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I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!
I have a secret. A secret that could end friendships, alienate me from family members, and basically make me a social outcast to normal society. I DON’T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE!! *pause for horrified gasps from the reader* I know, I … Continue reading
I ate my feelings and now I make my yoga pants cry.
“Why are you naked?” That’s a good question, to be asked in elevators, restaurants, planes, and churches. NOT to be asked by your hubby when you’re standing in your own bedroom. “Excuse me?” Another good question, to be asked when … Continue reading
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But That's For Another Blog 