Dude, I mean… Dude.

Hubby: So I read your blog.

Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  SO!? Whatchya think?

Hubby: You say Dude way too much.

Me: DUDE! Crap.

Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything.

Me: But, but, it works for everything!

Hubby: How can that one word work for everything?

Me: It’s all about how you say the dude, I’ll give you examples:
(examples)
…dude… : I’m so so very sorry
DUDE!: I’m with you and completely outraged
Duuuude: You are silly and fun and I like you
Dude!: Ok you just totally crossed the line
Dude… *sigh*: I love you and am currently imagining you naked
Dude?: Are you aware that’s not a woman

Me: SEE!?! It covers everything.

Hubby: … wow… ok first off that only maybe makes sense, and I really emphasise maybe, if you’re talking to the person.  You’re blogging, they can’t hear you.

Me: Oh they know honey, they know.  In fact some of my readers are Duders just like me! And other Duders can totally tell what kind of Dude a Duder is saying when they read Dude! 

Hubby: … um… ok…

Me: So is that all you got out of my blog, I Dude too much?!

Hubby: Well I do have one question about it.

Me: Sweet, shoot.

Hubby: What’s Butt Hats for Another Blog mean?

Me: DUDE!!!

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About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger,Dog Mom, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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15 Responses to Dude, I mean… Dude.

  1. hawleywood40's avatar hawleywood40 says:

    Love this! Then again, I’m a fellow Dude-Overuser, so I can totally relate. I don’t think I’ve said it much in my blog, but it rolls off my tongue several times a day.

  2. Tiffany's avatar Tiffany says:

    Dude, this rocks.

  3. CeRvo's avatar CeRvo says:

    Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice your butt hats

  4. Amy Vansant's avatar Amy Vansant says:

    My husband requested I stop saying ‘dude’ years ago and I miss it. Like “f*ck” it is one the most versatile words in the human language. It can literally mean anything, and strangely, whoever you say it to, knows exactly what you mean…

  5. Stacey's avatar Stacey says:

    At my mother’s request, I managed to all but eliminate “dude” from my everyday speech. That or I don’t notice myself saying it anymore.

    I’m having a good chuckle about the butt hats.

  6. -lol- Thanks for the laugh! I am a recovering “Dude” over user addict. Rofl! ;-D

  7. Dude … like dude is one of the most versatile words in the English language! I mean really! Dude!

  8. Ohhhhh….you have one of THOSE husbands? Me too! Gotta paint em a damn picture.

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