Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. 

It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner.

Me:  mmmmmmmm steak.

Myself:  um… Me… what are you doing?

Me:  About to eat this delicious reheated steak… why?

Myself:  Aren’t you going to cut off that big fatty section first?

Me:  … um… no… hadn’t planned on it.

Myself:  UGH! That’s DISGUSTING!!

Me:  WHAT!?! We ate it last night and you didn’t say anything!

Myself:  That was different, that was right off the grill!  It’s meant to be enjoyed right off the grill.  But you just nuked it, fat is never supposed to be enjoyed from a day old nuked steak.

Me:  But, but, but it still looks good to me…

Myself:  If you eat that I will be totally and completely grossed out!

Me:  *sigh* Fine. I’m cutting it off.

(And then of course I had to get her two cense in)

I:  How can you even enjoy that? You know steak is just a piece of carcass right?!?

Me & Myself:  SHUT UP I!!